Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #07

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Mag-ex, nagkasabay sa elevator..Girl: Anong oras na?Boy: Sorry, Wala akong relo.
Girl: Oh talaga? E diba, Two timer ka?
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Isang araw, matagal na nakatitig si Piglet ky Pooh..
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Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig saken?
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Piglet: Ang taba mo, dapat ikaw si piglet eh.. Badtrip. 
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“Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
can you substitute my ‘x’?”
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“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo.
You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…” 
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May lason ba ang mga mata mo?
Nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.
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Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau?
Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to
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Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Kasi pag kasama kita,feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” 
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Teacher: mga bata alam ba nyo na ang
bawat butil ng bigas ng palay ay galing sa
dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka???
Mga bata: EEEWWWWWW!!! !
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TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science.

What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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