Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Tagalog Love Quotes #12

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Huwag mong ipagpalit yung matagal na pinagsamahan nyo
ng taong mahal mo sa maikling sandali ng kaligayahan..
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Tagalog Love Quotes #12

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Huwag mong ipagpalit yung matagal na pinagsamahan nyo
ng taong mahal mo sa maikling sandali ng kaligayahan..
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #28

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Suspect: Anong gagawin ko attorney, kinasuhan ako ng rape?
Atty: Ah, madali lang yan... pasobrahan mo lang ang istorya.

Judge: Anong ginawa mo sa babae?
Suspect: nag 69 kami, naghelicopter, nag dog-style at marami pa your honor!

Babae: (sumisigaw), DI TOTOO YAN YOUR HONOR!

Judge: Case dismissed! Di pala totoo eh!
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may dalawang magshotang naglalakad sa park...

boy: bhe, may itatanong ako sayo...
gurl:ano yun?
boy:ano ang saging na mataba?
girl:edi saba
boy: aba ang galing...
boy:ano naman ang saging na may balat, isinusubo at nagsisimula sa letter "T"
gurl: yuck! ang bastos mo!
boy:sus di mo masabi ung sagot mo at tsaka hindi nman bastos yun
girl:ano ba ung sagot?
boy: edi TURON!!!!!!
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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Inspirational Quotes #17

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Give THANKS to what you are now and
KEEP FIGHTING to what you want to be tomorrow.
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Don't think too much.
You'll create a problem that wasn't even there.
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Friday, August 3, 2012

Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #27

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'Wag kang pumikit habang nasasaktan ka,
imulat mo mata mo para matauhan ka.

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Ang tunay na lalaki, tinitingnan ang puso,
hindi ang itsura.
At minamahal ang ugali,
hindi ang mukha.

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