Quotes About Life #01

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As long as there are those who are willing to shed blood
and take innocent life in the name of religion - in the
name of God - the world will never know a true and lasting peace.
- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
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English Love Quotes #06

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There are no such thing as "goodbye".

For wherever you may be, you will always be with me, (right here, inside my heart).

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Relationships survive when you both make each other a priority instead of an option.

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Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' garden.

~Douglas Jerrold~

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Inspirational Quotes #18

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If you want to make your dreams come true,

the first thing you have to do is wake up.

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The greatest mistake you can make in life is

to continually be afraid you will make one.

~Elbert Hubbard~

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The best thing to learn in life is the habit of adjustment.

Because it's better to bend a little, than to break a loving relationship.

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Tagalog Love Quotes #12

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Huwag mong ipagpalit yung matagal na pinagsamahan nyo
ng taong mahal mo sa maikling sandali ng kaligayahan..
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Tagalog Love Quotes #12

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Huwag mong ipagpalit yung matagal na pinagsamahan nyo
ng taong mahal mo sa maikling sandali ng kaligayahan..
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #28

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Suspect: Anong gagawin ko attorney, kinasuhan ako ng rape?
Atty: Ah, madali lang yan... pasobrahan mo lang ang istorya.

Judge: Anong ginawa mo sa babae?
Suspect: nag 69 kami, naghelicopter, nag dog-style at marami pa your honor!

Babae: (sumisigaw), DI TOTOO YAN YOUR HONOR!

Judge: Case dismissed! Di pala totoo eh!
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may dalawang magshotang naglalakad sa park...

boy: bhe, may itatanong ako sayo...
gurl:ano yun?
boy:ano ang saging na mataba?
girl:edi saba
boy: aba ang galing...
boy:ano naman ang saging na may balat, isinusubo at nagsisimula sa letter "T"
gurl: yuck! ang bastos mo!
boy:sus di mo masabi ung sagot mo at tsaka hindi nman bastos yun
girl:ano ba ung sagot?
boy: edi TURON!!!!!!
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Inspirational Quotes #17

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Give THANKS to what you are now and
KEEP FIGHTING to what you want to be tomorrow.
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Don't think too much.
You'll create a problem that wasn't even there.
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