Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #09

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ANG LATA NI LOLA

Lola: Ineng palimos naman, kahit magkano lng..

Girl: Ehh Lola, bakit po dalawa ang LATA nyo?

Lola: Alam mo kasi ineng, as a business woman,
we should think one more ways on how to develop our business.
That’s why, instead of associating the money I got for my daily
expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch

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..lol :D

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BOY: miss , pabili po ng juice na litro pack

TINDERA: powder ba ?

BOY: bakit ? may bareta na ba ?

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:D tawa much haha ^^

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Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"

Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"

Army: "No pain, No gain!"

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Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"

:D

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kung gusto mong iGALANG at IRESPETO kITA

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kISS MUNA ! xD

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Mister at Misis sa Loob ng Hospital..

Mister: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyong ito,

ikaw na lang bahala sa mga bata!

Misis: Tumigil ka nga r'yan kung kailan tatlo na

ang anak natin saka mo naisip magpatule!

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Tinext ni GF si BF: "Hon, walang tao sa bahay"

*Nagmamadali naman si bf na pumunta sa bahay ni gf

pagdating sa bahay ni girl, kumatok ng kumatok si bf*

BF: (tinext si GF) dali buksan mo pinto excited na ako!!

GF: BOBO ka???? sabi ko diba walang tao... cno magbubukas sayo jan dito kami sa MALL!!!!

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