Saturday, March 31, 2012

Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #16

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Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ang ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!!
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
Bobo: Anest!
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Popoy: Pare, ano bang ibig sabihin ng H2O at CO2?? Patulong naman, oh...
Joseph: D'yos ko naman!!! Hindi mo ba alam 'yun?
Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2.... cold water.

=))
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #15

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Tindero: Hoy! Bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 lang isang baso.
MAnong: Ang mahal naman, may tig-piso lang ba n'yan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka. :))
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Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko?
Halos kita na ang utak ko.
Doctor: Ok lang yan. Yan ang tinatawag na open-minded!
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Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si Ma'm kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba 'yung cardiologist 'Tay?
Itay: 'Yung taga-ayos ng radio sa car!!
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Umuwi si Mister nang 4:00am at nakita n'ya ang kanyang Misis
na may katalik na lalaki sa kama....


Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
Misis: Grabe ka!!!! 'Wag mong ibahin ang usapan!!!
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Friday, March 30, 2012

Chain Messages #04

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What do you do after waking up?
Praying? Or reading the text on your phone?

What do you do b4 sleeping?
Praying? Or putting ur phone beside your pillow?

What do you do after receiving a blessing?
Praying and thanking GOD? Or texting your friends tellin' them that u're hapi?

Though shall NOT forget GOD all the time.
It's a challenge for all of us to seek GOD 1st in our daily lives!

"Tinamaan ako!"
But I'd rather spread this message!
good morning!
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Godly Quotes #02

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A morning smile will recharge you with
tireless energy to go thru out the day.
Let GOD's providence be a reminder that
HE prepared the best for you today.

GOOD MORNING!
Take care.
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Nights are the best time to be peaceful...
To ponder on things, to appreciate life,
to plan your day and to thank God for everything!

Have a good night rest!
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Everyday brings new chances to grow,
new beauty to see, new plans to do and goals to pursue.
Every new day is a step towards your dream,
a pleasant new day to you!
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You don't need to know where you are going
if you know GOD is leading.
Good eve!
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My day won't certainly be over for I still
have something left to do.
I just couldn't sleep without saying
Good night! :)
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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #14

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Juan: Bute hindi ako nalasing kagabi.

Pedro: ahh.. Kya pla nsa pool k at hinahanap m c NEMO! Tinatanong m p gf m kung single sya! Tapos tnatawagan m sarili at nagalit k nung d m mcontact, ibinato m p PUSA q at sumigaw k ng
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" GO PIKACHU!"

Di k nga lasing!.... :)))
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #13

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Walito: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni Daddy!
Toto: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Walito: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap n'ya?
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Usapan ng dalwang mayabang...
Wilo: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala n'ya ang dyaryo sa akin!
Dego: Alam ko.
Wilo: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Dego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
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Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Ronron: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo 'yung Pacific Ocean,
s'ya ang humukay nun!
Zoneo: Wala yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo 'yung Dead Sea?
Ronron: Oo...
Zoneo: Siya ang pumatay no'n!!
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Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: Kapag kailangan mo, nandiyan kaagad.
DISADVANTAGE: Kapag ayaw mo na, nandiyan pa rin!
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #12

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"Karamihan sa mga babae ngayon,
hindi kasing husay magluto ng Nanay nila.
Pero kasing lakas uminom ng tatay nila!" :))
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sweet holding hands...
cute stolen kisses...
warm and caring hugs...
super sweet messages..
Tapos ano??
FRIENDS lang kayo?!
Ano to MANYAKAN??!
LOL

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GF: Alam mo may bagong unlimited.
BF: Talaga? Ano yon?
GF: Unlimited ka sa puso ko. :)
BF: Ang sweet naman..
GF: Oo nman... Bukas expired ka na!

Hahaha!

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pag sinabihan ka ng "I LAB YUH"
'wag agad kiligin...
TANDAAN..
wrong spelling is wrong.
:)
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Tagalog Love Quotes #10

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Dumarating sa punto na gulo isip mo,
Na hindi mo alam kung pano mo gagawin ang isang bagay,
Na pano ka magdedesisyon,
Kung tama ba o mali ang magiging desisyon mong pipiliin.
Pero isa lang ang maaring gawin,
kapain mo puso mo,dun mo mahahanap ang tamang kasagutan.
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FACT :

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Kapag Ang Isang Tao Ay Nananatili Pa Din Sayo
Kahit Na Sinasaktan Mo Siya,
Hindi Yun Pagiging Tanga.
Binibigyan Ka Lang Niya Ng Pagkakataon
Na Malaman Kung Anong Meron Sa Kanya,
Na Tiyak Hindi Mo Makikita Sa Iba

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"Ang TETRIS Ay Parang Taong Nabubuhay,
Kelangan Mong Lumugar Kung Saan Ka Dapat Nababagay."
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Monday, March 26, 2012

Tagalog Love Quotes #09

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Kapag ang tao, nagsabi ng promise,
asahan mong ang kasunod n'yan...
I'M SORRY. :(
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Ang buhay, parang SHOWBIZ, kahit ayaw mo...
ikaw ang mabibiktima ng taong puro MALISYA.
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Nakakatakot ang multo di ba?
Pero mas nakakatakot kung mawawala ka...
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