Funny Jokes #2

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BEING THANKFUL

A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year old boy,
"So your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That's very commendable.
What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
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DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked,
"Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing
when he was on the Ark?"
"No", replied Johnny. "How could he with just two worms?"
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Funny Jokes #1

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POLICEMAN ARRESTING A PROSTITUTE

Prosti: I am not selling sex.
Police: Then, what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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