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Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants. We have sisig, kilawin,
chicharon, mani.
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (kornik).
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Rodrigo: Bakit badtrip ka?
Mario: Nagtampo kasi sa akin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Mario: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday n'ya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Ano'ng masama ro'n?
Mario: Ang masama ro'n... twins kami! TWINS!
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Sa loob ng isang classroom...
Teacher: Class.. What is ETHICS?
Pedro: Ma'm, Etiks are smaller than ducks!
Teacher: That duck will lay an egg in your card!
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