Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #01

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GF: Hatid mo q?
BF: La q pera, la pa allowance q!

GF: Ayaw m0?
Walang tao sa bhay ngaun eh!!
BF: Aba'y tingnan m0 nga nMan,
my naipit plng bente..

haha!! mga banat! :)
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Pwd k
bng
MAKANTOT?


M aging
A king
K aibgang
A agapay
N g
T apat
O
T rufrnds

cge n!

psa mo s iba
pra my
makantot k dn.
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Sna nAging tubig nLng ak0..


ng s gAnun

tuWing Ors ng
pag'Ligo m0..




Lht dadaAnan
k0...

:D
ahAhaha...
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"signaL n Lng sana
aq ng ceLLphone mo...





pra kpg nwaLa aq,
gumgwa k ng praan
pra bmaLik aq.."

.nice 1!
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