Famous Quotes #2

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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
- Bishop W. C. Magee
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To err is human, to forgive is divine.
- Alexander Pope
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The wise course is to profit from the mistakes of others.
- Terence
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It is the nature of every man to err,
but only the fool perseveres in error.
- Cicero
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Famous Quotes #1

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It is easy to become generous with other people's property.
-Latin proverb
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The most important thing in any relationship is not what you
get but what you give... In any case, the giving of love is an education
in itself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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You must be fit to give before you can be fit to receive.
- James Stephens
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #17

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Misis: Hon, delayed ako... pero h'wag mo muna ipagsasabi.
Nahihiya ako...
Mister: Okey.

Kinabukasan, dumating ang mga taga-Meralco.

Taga-Meralco: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.
Misis: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
Taga-Meralco: Nasa record po.
Mister: Bakit nagka-record d'yan ang Misis ko?
Taga-Meralco: Kung gusto n'yo mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!
Mister: Eh, kung ayoko magbayad?
Taga-Meralco: Puputulan ho kau.
Mister: Ha?! Eh ano nang gagamitin ni Misis??
Taga-Meralco: Pwede naman ho s'yang gumamit ng kandila!!
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Funny Jokes #1

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POLICEMAN ARRESTING A PROSTITUTE

Prosti: I am not selling sex.
Police: Then, what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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Godly Quotes #04

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Did you know that...

When you carry the Bible,
Satan has a headache.

When you open it,
he collapses,

When he sees you reading it,
he faints.

Let's read the bible everyday.
So he will keep on fainting.
Maybe one day he'll have a stroke and
never wake-up.
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #16

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Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ang ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!!
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
Bobo: Anest!
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Popoy: Pare, ano bang ibig sabihin ng H2O at CO2?? Patulong naman, oh...
Joseph: D'yos ko naman!!! Hindi mo ba alam 'yun?
Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2.... cold water.

=))
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #15

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Tindero: Hoy! Bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 lang isang baso.
MAnong: Ang mahal naman, may tig-piso lang ba n'yan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka. :))
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Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko?
Halos kita na ang utak ko.
Doctor: Ok lang yan. Yan ang tinatawag na open-minded!
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Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si Ma'm kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba 'yung cardiologist 'Tay?
Itay: 'Yung taga-ayos ng radio sa car!!
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Umuwi si Mister nang 4:00am at nakita n'ya ang kanyang Misis
na may katalik na lalaki sa kama....

Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
Misis: Grabe ka!!!! 'Wag mong ibahin ang usapan!!!
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