Tagalog Love Quotes #08

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“Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan,
at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan.”
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“Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo,
pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo satabi mo…
ganyan ang senaryo sa bus.. Ganyan din ang pag-ibig ..
Lalong di mo kontrolado kung kailan sya bababa.”

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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #07

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Mag-ex, nagkasabay sa elevator..Girl: Anong oras na?Boy: Sorry, Wala akong relo.
Girl: Oh talaga? E diba, Two timer ka?
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Isang araw, matagal na nakatitig si Piglet ky Pooh..
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Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig saken?
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Piglet: Ang taba mo, dapat ikaw si piglet eh.. Badtrip. 
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“Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
can you substitute my ‘x’?”
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“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo.
You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…” 
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May lason ba ang mga mata mo?
Nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.
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Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau?
Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to
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Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Kasi pag kasama kita,feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” 
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Teacher: mga bata alam ba nyo na ang
bawat butil ng bigas ng palay ay galing sa
dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka???
Mga bata: EEEWWWWWW!!! !
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TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science.

What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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Tagalog Love Quotes #07

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HUWAG kang maging isang
"LALAKI na NANGANGAILANGAN ng isang BABAE" dapat ikaw ay
"LALAKI na KAILANGAN ng isang BABAE." 
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Noon minahal ka niya.
Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya.
Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya.
Sino ngayun ang manhid?
Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya?
O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?
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Babalik lang ang atensyon mo sa bagay
na pinagsawaan mo na..
Pag nakita mo itong maayos na sa piling ng iba. :/
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“Ang tunay na lalaki,
sa sitwasyong komplikado na silang girlfriend niya ,
gagawa’t gagawa siya ng paraan para hindi sila magbreak.” 
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HiNDi mo naman masasabing TANGA ka ..
SiGURO …
MATiYAGA ka lang talaga sa mga taong MAHAL mo ng sobra! 
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Walang nagpapaasa, mayroon lang kusang umaasa. :) 
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Kahit ipagsigawan mo kung gaano mo siya kamahal..
kung iba pa rin ang nasa puso nya -
PAOS kana BINGI parin siya.
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English Love Quotes #04

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Good relationships are like trees.

They demand attention & care in the beginning,

but once they blossom they provide you shade in all situations of life.

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Inspirational Quotes #10

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"You don't have to be great to start,
but you have to start to be great." - Joe Sabah _______________________________________________________
 
"This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill 
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"Beginnings are only difficult without any action." - Byron Pulsifer 
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"All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy,
and great things in that which is small." - Lao-Tzu
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Inspirational Quotes #09

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Life is not about searching for the things that could be found.

It's about letting the unexpected happen. And finding the things

you've never searched for.

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The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable, it's impossible

but it is also right in front of us all the time. -Tron Legacy

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Life is the hardest course we could ever take. It could only be

taken once. No Masteral, No Doctoarate!

You don't have any Dean but God.

And once you've graduated, you're done and gone.

So live each day as if it's your last, because in this course,

you'll never know the exact date of your closing ceremony.

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Tagalog Love Quotes #06

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Wag mong itali ang sarili mo sa isang tao na hindi ka

sigurado kung mahal ka at importante ka sa kanya!

Sadyang may mga taong magaling magkunwari at

magpa-ikot kasama na ang pekeng effort!

Ang tamaan, SAPUL!

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