Inspirational Quotes #07

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Doing easily what others find difficult is talent...
-Henri-Frederic Amiel
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Nothing gives one person so much advantage
over another as to remain always cool
and unruffled under all circumstances.
-Thomas Jefferson
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There is no master key to the inner life of a people,
but language unlocks a vast number of treasure house.
- Edgar Lee Hewett
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Let us not lament too much the passing of our friends.
They are not dead, but simply gone before us along
the road which all must travel.
-Antiphanes
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Gratitude is the least of virtues,
but ingratitude the worst of vices.
-Proverb
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense
and plain dealing.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Genius is one percent inspiration and
ninety-nine percent perspiration.
-Thomas A. Edison
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Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth,
and every other man has a right to
knock him down for it.
-Samuel Johnson
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Friendship Quotes from Famous Authors #02

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Greater love hath no man than this,
that a man lay down his life for his friends.
-New Testament
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Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade.
-Shakespeare
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One friend in a lifetime is much;
two are many; three are hardly possible.
Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life,
a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.
-Henry Adams
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If you have one true friend,
you have more than your share.
-Thomas Fuller
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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #05

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"Kung ikaw ang may KATWIRAN,
Asahan ang KATARUNGAN!" :)
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Bata: Mam, ang utot ga po ay nabukol?
Guro: Ay hinde eh.. Hangin lang ang utot. Hindi siya nabukol.
Bata: Ay sya Mam! Tae na ho areh!
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Holdaper: Holdap toh!
Girl: So? Walang nagtatanong!!
Holdaper: Holdap nga toh!
Girl: Kailangan pagsigawan?? PROUD??
Holdaper: Holdap sabi eh! Holdap nga! Holdap!!
Girl: Paulet-ulet?? Unli tayo Kuya??
Holdaper: Pag hindi ka tumigil papatayin kita!
Girl: Weeeeeehh? Holdap naging patayan? Ano toh? 2 in 1??
Holdaper: Leche! Makaalis na nga!!
Girl: Ay.. Nag-walk-out?? Best actor ka Kuya! :)
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Boy: MAHAL KITAH!
Girl: Ibaling mo na lang sa iba ang nararamdaman mo para sa akin!
Boy: Anlaaah!! Kababaling laang eh, babaling na naman??

Nagpabaling-baling na!
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Ang love, parang Coffee.
Pag nasobrahan sa granules, pumapait!

Lesson: Don't give too much. Para sa huli, di ka bitter. :)
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ANG MATIPID NA MISIS

Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot. When her husband died,
she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker said, "300 pesos for five words."
Mrs. Tanoy said, "Pede ba two words na lang? Tanoy dead."
Ad taker said, "No Mam, five words is the minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said,
"OK, para sulit.. Ilagay mo... TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE!"

Yan ang matipid na Misis! :)
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Mara: I'm cooler than you, Clara.
Clara: So, that makes me HOTTER than you, Mara?
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Inspirational Quotes #06

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All things in life are temporary.
If they are going well, enjoy...
they won't last for-ever.

If they go wrong,
don't worry...
They can't last long either!
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Inspirational Quotes #05

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"You will never be good enough for everybody.
But, one thing is for sure... You are the best for someone
who really appreciates you."
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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #04

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Arlon: Sweetie, pwede ko bang ipasok ang aking pag-ibig sa butas ng iyong pagmamahal?

Weng: Sobra ka naman magsalita. Nakakabuntis ka ng damdamin...

hahaha!
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LIFE CYCLE

3-8 y/o:
Paramihan ng toys.

9-18 y/o:
Pataasan ng grades.

19-25 y/o:
Padamihan ng syota.

26-35 y/o:
Pagandahan ng asawa.

36-45 y/o:
Palakihan ng income.

46-55 y/o:
Paramihan ng kabit.

56 up:
Paramihan ng sakit.

Hahaha..
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Kaya mo ba akong murahin?

kc kung hindi..

mahalin mo na lang ako!

LOL
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Bakit binaril ng bobo ang 1st GF nya?

Kc sinubukan nya kung totoong..

FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES..

haha..
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Sad Love Quotes #04

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It feels good not being committed into a relationship...


no crying moments.
no mind-bugging quarrels.
no partner to think about..

But it feels better if you have someone

taking care of you..
thinking about you..

honestly, sweetly, faithfully and securely loving you..

i miss no one..
i just miss the feeling of being taken cared by a special someone.. :-(
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There are times when I miss the feeling of bein' in love..

But each time I recall how much it HURTS..

I'd rather choose to miss it than to feel it again..
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Love can hurt you sometimes..

But the only way to cover the pain

is 2 forget the person who hurt you and accept the reality that..

"If someone is gone, there comes a new one."
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