Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #04

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Arlon: Sweetie, pwede ko bang ipasok ang aking pag-ibig sa butas ng iyong pagmamahal?

Weng: Sobra ka naman magsalita. Nakakabuntis ka ng damdamin...

hahaha!
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LIFE CYCLE

3-8 y/o:
Paramihan ng toys.

9-18 y/o:
Pataasan ng grades.

19-25 y/o:
Padamihan ng syota.

26-35 y/o:
Pagandahan ng asawa.

36-45 y/o:
Palakihan ng income.

46-55 y/o:
Paramihan ng kabit.

56 up:
Paramihan ng sakit.

Hahaha..
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Kaya mo ba akong murahin?

kc kung hindi..

mahalin mo na lang ako!

LOL
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Bakit binaril ng bobo ang 1st GF nya?

Kc sinubukan nya kung totoong..

FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES..

haha..
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Sad Love Quotes #04

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It feels good not being committed into a relationship...


no crying moments.
no mind-bugging quarrels.
no partner to think about..

But it feels better if you have someone

taking care of you..
thinking about you..

honestly, sweetly, faithfully and securely loving you..

i miss no one..
i just miss the feeling of being taken cared by a special someone.. :-(
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There are times when I miss the feeling of bein' in love..

But each time I recall how much it HURTS..

I'd rather choose to miss it than to feel it again..
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Love can hurt you sometimes..

But the only way to cover the pain

is 2 forget the person who hurt you and accept the reality that..

"If someone is gone, there comes a new one."
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