Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #04

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Nakita ni Pedro c Juan sa itaas ng puno.

JUAN: Anung gngwa mo jan?

PEDRO: Gus2 kong mgbigti!

JUAN: Dapat sa leeg ang tali, hndi sa paa!

PEDRO: Nasubukan ko na kaso hindi ako makahinga!!

:))
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English Love Quotes #04

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...LOVE...

It's not about dates,
anniversaries,
expensive materials,
elegant Bf/Gf

It's not either
about holding hands,
tight hugging,
torrid kissing,
body touching,
sexual intercourse..

It's just about how you value
and respect someone w/o
expecting things from them
in return..

It's about being unselfishly devoted
and commited with that special person
till the last beat of your heart!
:)
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"i can always forgive the people who hurt and made me look stupid..

but i can never forget, what they did."

GoodEve.
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Love someone not because they give you what you need.

Instead, love them because they give you feelings you never thought you needed..
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English Friendship Quotes #04

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I don't need any1 to take advantage of my weaknesses or my strengths,

I need someone who will appreciate me for anything that I am.
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We don't own the time to have long talks,
We don't have a chance for more laughs but eventhough our world don't meet always,
Remember that..

I am just here..

For keeps..
:)
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IRONIC TRUTH:
"The ONE who is good in taking care of other people is the SAME person who NEEDS SOMEONE to take care of THEM.."
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Sad Love Quotes #03

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I don't understand why destiny allowed some people to meet..

When there's no way for them to be together..
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i can olweiz take care of myself..

but still,

i need to meet the person who can prove to me that i can't..

:(
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Inspirational Quotes #04

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It's better to burn out than to fade away..
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"Never change your originality for the sake of others.. Because in this world, no one can play your role better than you.. So be yourself and win the world."
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We are gifted in a unique and important way. But it is our adventure to discover our own special light.

Have an adventurous day!!
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Godly Quotes #03

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May God place YOU on his lap tonight and take all the tiredness and pain that YOU had, brought by the busy days and may you sleep tight under His care!

Goodnight!
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When we do what we can, God will do what we cannot. Our task is to take care of the possible and trust God with the impossible.
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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #03

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Kung asa laboratory ako at kasama kita,
Anu kya english nun?

Eh di..

"I'm in lab with you!"

:))
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Ano mas mahirap?

Ang ngongo na pinakakanta ng teacher sa class?

o kaming mga kaklase na nkikinig sa kanta ng ngongo na pag tumawa ay ibabagsak ng teacher?
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Inspirational Quotes #03

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When you're good at something,
never do it for free.
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i feel sorry for those people who know me because of what others say.

i feel pity for those people who can't take the courage to talk with me.

i feel a single ache when i know that a person just know my different side.

but then, i love to see people trying to know me more despite my imperfections.

living their lives with me in such a different view.

knowing the real human in this very being of mine..

and accepting me as a real person behind my simple name..
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English Love Quotes #04

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"im not a jeaLous woman."

i am juz a girL,

a siMple
Girl that,

wud love to

break d neck of th0se GirLz hu flirts around my man, :-)
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Sad Love Quotes #02

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i cnt measure my own capacty in falling inLuv..

wat i knw is, i give more dan wt i'm supposed to give,

eventh0ugh it breaks me, as wAt i received..

:(
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Godly Quotes #03

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WORRY
dstroys
our thinking..

dsrupts
our
work,

dstroys
our poise,

& disfigures
our
face,

so get rid of it!

Bible says,
"y wori if u cAn pray?"

GODBLESS!
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Inspirational Quotes #02

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THOUGHT for
LIFE this
MORNING:

Treat everyone with LOVE, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because YOU are NICE...
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Tagalog Love Quotes #05

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Dti
y0k0ng
bmtiw s
kamay nya..
dhl
s y0ko
xang mwala..

pro wla ak0ng ngwa

dhl xa
mism0
ngprmdam
na

wg ka ng kumapit pa,

dhl bbtawan n kta..
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Love and Friendship Quote #02

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It's rili hard 2 hold on, 2 d filings dat i'v alwayz held..

To treat sum1 as ordnry, wen nfact, he's vry spxal 2me..

To kip calm, though i'm obviousLy jeaLous..

To muv on my owN, w/ an eMpty & 2taLLy wouNded hEarT..

To smiLe evn in dEep paiN..

To let go oF d pRson i dReamT 4evr w/..

To acCept d reALity of bEing jzt friEndz..

and 2 giv up everytng...

though nsyd, I stiLL wanNa try! ='(
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I'd
rader
b ur
m00n..

y?

so

i
cn shne
on u

during ur
drkst hour

wn 'd sun isn't
around.
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Tagalog Love Quotes #04

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pg
mhaL
m0
syA

sbhn
m0

kht
aLm
mong

wLng
kpaLt
un

ang
mhLaga
nLmn nyA

at kng magaLit
syA,
sbhn mo:

WRONG SENT LNG!! 'tang-inaNg to! HIGHBLood..'
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NANAY: Ayusing mu kama mo!
ANAK: Nay, nggulo lng ulit, bkt ko pa aayusin? Pra lng akong ngmahal tpos mssaktan lng muli..
NANAY: yown!! Ngdrama ang tamad!!.. :-)
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English Love Quotes #03

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most of
d tym

we try
2 cover up
d pain
by
lafin r
harts out,

nw i
knw

if a prsn
lafs out loud


its either
they'r crazy

or they're badly hurt.. :'c
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aLwyS usE uR hEart in LuvnG sUm1..

c0z its d onLy acCuRate inStrUmnt dAt kn0ws hw it iS..

bUt

F d pAin stRikEs U d0wn, anD it hrt u aLL aL0ng..

plz, itZ d timE 4u 2 usE ur bRain..

coz d heArt kn0ws how 2 stArt,

BuT onLy bRain Kn0ws wHen 2 st0p..
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"love is like

drinking beer...

once you have

too much of it...

you begin to act

stupid."

"lovemoderately:)
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Chain Messages #03

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SANTO NIÑO tulungan mo po kmi s mga problema nmin.
Ipasa mo ito sa 12 katao ksama ako. Matatanggap mo ang milagro
bukas wag mo baliwalain. Sacrifice please?
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Bob Ong Quotes #01

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"kung tanga sya sa pag-iwan sayo,

maging matalino ka naman para hayaan sya.."

-bob ong
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English Friendship Quotes #03

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i'm a bit
m0ody lyk,
SquidwarD..

a bit dumb lyk,
Patrick..

a littLe
c0ld hearted,
Lyk plankt0n..

aNd somtyms,
A bit seLfish lyk
mr.cRab.

bt i asSure y0u
dat i'll olwAis be
here 4u.

just lyk wat
sp0nGebob d0..
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Tagalog Love Quotes #02

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Lahat ng letter naiincounter nten.!
a to z pero lam m0 fav. ko sa lahat?
ung "x",

kz khit sa math,
ung "x" my value.!

e pan0 keya ak0ng "x" na nya?

my value pa kaya ak0?


- vincent Sydal
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ang
hrap
ipramdm
sau n
mhal kta

akla m0
ndi kta mhal

dhL filing mo
bLewla k skn?

kelan k
mnnwla
n mhL kta

pg umyk
ako s hrp m?

0 pg nwala aq?


:'(
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Godly Quotes #01

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do you know why we should be thankful?

it's because we may never hv everything.

but atleast, we never had nothing..

and it's all because of God.
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English Friendship Quotes #02

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The way others treat u when ur there, is something to be considered.

But d way they respect you when you're not around is much more important!

GoodNight.. :)
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Tagalog Love Quotes #03

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S pGiBig
wAg m0nG
sUbukAnG
MgLaRo
d m0
hWak
aNg
Pnh0n
bkA
d m0
nMmaLyAn
UnG
mHaL m0
mgLah0
nLng

Pn0 m0
p Xa
mttgpUaN
Gy0ng
aNg PgkwLa
nYa

ikW
ang
dhiLaN?
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Sad Love Quotes #01

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"The way to love someone is to realize dat it might be lost someday."
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Chain Messages #02

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RULE: once u receive ds, kip it. Ds game starts in 1984.

REQUIREMENT: cnd ds to 12 girls n0 guys.

RESULT: within 12 days, d guy u like wil ask u out or tel u he LOVES u.

CONDITION: f u erase ds w/out cnding, u & ur loved 1 wil break up or nobody wil court u 4ever.

NOTE: DONT CND BCK 2 d snder - gudluck!
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Tagalog Love Quotes #02

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kpG
mhL
m0
pLa
isang ta0
ang
hrAp
kLimutAn

khit uMibG
kn s iBa
syA pRn
nSa iCp m0
pRo hNggnG
keLaN k
mGttiis
s pGiBg
n Lam m0
kHt kLan

hnDi pRa saU? :'(
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Sad Quotes #01

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Want 2 know 1 of d
loneliest moment in lyf?..

It’s wen u need comfort and affection,
but u find urself holding ur own hand..
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Special Someone #01

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Thank u for d simple happiness u gave 2 me;
4 d time u’ve spent, and most specially
4 d bonding u’ve shared w/ me.

Wen d tym comes dat destiny will not allow
us 2 share simple moments agen, dis I assure u,

Ur worth as a good memory
will olweiz be part of the reason
why I’m always smiling!
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Tagalog Love Quotes #01

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Ang
pag-ibig
prang work,

mhrap
pro msya

mrming kakumpetenxa,
pro knakaya

may day off @ ovrtym
tpos mnsan my bonus pa!

pno kng pgod kn?
Mgreresign knb?
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Pg my bgay n mwa2la
skin,

pwd bng wag ikaw?

Kung my taong la2yo
skin,

sna d ikaw..

Kung may tao n
mka2sama ko habambuhay,

Favor nman oh...

Pwd kw nlang?

:3
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Nrnasan mo n bang 2mabi sa taong mhal mo
at bgla cyang bumulong ng..

“mhal kita!”

Ngulat k at ngtanung..
“Ano un?”

Sb nya..
“Wala! Tang-ina mo! Npakabingi mo!!”

Namura pah!!

>_>
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kpg crush lng,
tma ng psulyap-sulyap
lng muna,

mkunten2 k s mga ngiti nya.
Kc kpg hiningi nya n ang # mo,
nligwan k,
at nging kau,

mgha2ngad k ng ms
hgit p,
dun mwa2la ang
stisfaction..

at iicpin mong sna
2lad nlng ng dti,
ngumiti lng xa,
buo n arw mo.

kesa nman kau nga,
pro nkLimutan k lng
itxt ng gudmorning
eh sira n arw mo..
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dMtng k
s buhay q
ng dq inasahan

nhuLog
ang loob q
ng dq aLm

Dti
akla q
kaibgan lng

akla q
wLa Lng

pro ngaun
mhal n kta
at
nttkot akong
'mwala k!'
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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #02

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LOLO: Ano kya kung ibalik ntin ung nkaraan?
Nung bgo p lng tau mgsyota?
LOLA: O cge..

LOLO: Cge bukas dun tau mgkita sa dati ntin tgpuan.
LOLA: Oo, hntayin mo nlang ako dun..

Nghntay c Lolo sa my tbing ilog dala ang 3 rosas w/ chocolate.
Mghapon c Lolo nghntay ngunit wlang dumating kya umuwi nlang cya.

Pgdating sa bhay, ndatnan c Lola nkahiga at tumatwa.

LOLO: Bkt d mo ko cnipot?
LOLA: D kc ako pnyagan ng parents ko e..hehe..

=))
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BOY: miss para kng chicharon
GIRL: bkt nman?

BOY: ansrap mo kc papakin!

(BAKLA umepal)

BAKLA: aq rn prang chicharon!
BOY: oo. Tangina mo nakakahighblood ka!! :D
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Love and Friendship Quote #01

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Why do most people
Seem to fall for their friend
At one point or another?

It’s because
we see a great person

Sum1
who
Knows us inside and out

Sum1
who’s been there
Wen we wer down

Sum1 who
knows wat makes us Laugh,
And what makes us cry

Sum1 who cares

We see a perfect sum1
In our friend..

But what we don’t see
Is dat as soon as we take
That next step,
they will turn into sum1 w
e never knew at all..

Sad? But true!!
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English Love Quotes #02

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Learn
to love
with all
ur heart
& accept
d unlovable
side of
others.
For
anyone can
love a rose,
but only
a great
heart can
include the
thorns..

Evenin' ..
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We can't beg
sum1
2 stay if dey
wana
Leave & be wid
sum1 else...

We hav 2 admit
dat Luv doesn't
giv us d Licence
2 own a person...

This is wat
Luv means:
2 let go
even f you stiLL
want to hold on...

cuz sumtyms...

da person U wnt da most...
is the person
dat Ur better off without...
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Trivias #01

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'Pitong k22hanan sa mundo..

1st - mata mo lng ang d m0 kyang sabonan

2nd - d m kyang bilangin buhok m

3rd - d lhat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo

4th - ssubukan ng tanga ang pangatlo

5th - naisip m0ng abot pla ng dila m0 nung cnubukan m0.

6th - mpa2ngiti k kc nauto kta.

7th - txt u s iba pra mkabawi ka!

Bwahahahaha!!
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Inspirational Quotes #01

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NO One can go back
and change

a bad beginning;

but

ANYONE can start now
and create

a successful ending..
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“Speak when you are drunk..
And you will make the best
speech you’ll ever regret..”

GoodMorning! Have a Blessed day! =)

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English Love Quotes #01

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The next tym i'll love..

I wanna fall for sum1
who will make me feel
that loving him...

is d greatest decision i've
ever made..

Not just another mistake..
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What is common between LOVE and CIGARETTES?

Both can make you sick.

But atleast, cigarettes come with a warning.
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How to Love?

For Guyz:

Love ur girl as if she’s only 16..
No longer a girl
But not yet a woman.
Love her with all ur heart,
set rules & never break her heart.

For Girls:

Love ur boy as if he’s only 8.
Let him play w/ his toys & go out w/ his playmates.
Don’t worry for at the end of the day,
He’ll still come home to you.

And for the loveless:

You’re not supposed to read this message.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
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“I don’t ever say dat I don’t love him If I can’t let him go..
I don’t say wer not ryt for each other the way I see it,
wer not meant for anyone else. How can I love again
when I can’t stop loving the one dat hurt me so much?
And now how many times my heart has been BROKEN?”
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Bible Quotes #01

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'a sweet line from Christ:

"i've come to you not to make you love me,
but rather to make you realize that you're
worth loving."

-1John4:19
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Chain Messages #01

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i'm texting a woman
who's fun & easy to be with,
a thoughtful and caring lady,
a loving and darling colleague
in sweeter & bitter times,
greatest counselor in trying
moments, a good companion &
sister. and she's reading this
message ryt now!

- send this to the women you'll not
forget, including me.

f you don't send this to anyone,
it means you're too busy you
have forgotten all about your kins
and friends!

if you get 6 back ur truly loved.

Hapi women's month...
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English Friendship Quotes #01

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i admit
sUm people
ha8 me
4 hu i am.
my
attitude,

my
xpresi0ns,

my style,

d way
i mUv,

bt
b4 u judge
me

try
2 b
me,

then u'll know how
it feels.. Gudeve.. 
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It
isnt
evry
day
dat i
get
d
chance
2
thank u
4d
frndshp.
i may
not 0ffer
d gr8st
kind,
but its
certainly
my
bEst.



"Salamat ha?..

sa lahat, mula simula." :O)
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Tagalog Banat Jokes | Quotes | Stories #01

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GF: Hatid mo q?
BF: La q pera, la pa allowance q!

GF: Ayaw m0?
Walang tao sa bhay ngaun eh!!
BF: Aba'y tingnan m0 nga nMan,
my naipit plng bente..

haha!! mga banat! :)
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Pwd k
bng
MAKANTOT?


M aging
A king
K aibgang
A agapay
N g
T apat
O
T rufrnds

cge n!

psa mo s iba
pra my
makantot k dn.
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Sna nAging tubig nLng ak0..


ng s gAnun

tuWing Ors ng
pag'Ligo m0..




Lht dadaAnan
k0...

:D
ahAhaha...
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"signaL n Lng sana
aq ng ceLLphone mo...





pra kpg nwaLa aq,
gumgwa k ng praan
pra bmaLik aq.."

.nice 1!
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Friendship Quotes from Famous Authors #01

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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions,
they pass no criticisms.

- George Eliot (1819 - 1880)
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The dearest friends are separated by impasssable gulfs.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) Essays
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In prosperity it is very easy to find a friend; in adversity, nothing is so difficult.

- Epictetus (1st C. A.D.) Encheiridion
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One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many;
three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life,
a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.

- Henry Adams (1838 - 1918) Education of Henry Adams
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Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

- Henry George Bohn (1796 - 1884) Handbook of Proverbs
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Friendship often ends with love; but love in friendship, never.

- Charles C. Colton (1780? - 1832)
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
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Men who know the same things are not long the best company for each other.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
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Never injure a friend, even in jest.

- Cicero (106 - 43 B.C.) De Amicitia
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Real friends are our greatest joy and our greatest sorrow. It were almost to be wished that all true and faithful friends should expire on the same day.

- Fenelon (1651 - 1715)
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To have a great man for an intimate friend seems pleasant to those
who have never tried it; those who have, fear it.

- Horace (65 - 8 B.C.)
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In friendship, as in love, we are often more happy from the things we are ignorant of than from those we are acquainted with.

- Francois de la Rochefaucauld (1613 - 1680)
_________________________________________________________Friendship's the wine of life.

- Edward Young
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A friend is one who dislikes the same people that you dislike.

- Unknown
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his
life for his friends.

- New Testament
_________________________________________________________The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend.

- Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
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I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company
as to shun myself.

- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) Rasselas
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The principal task of friendship is to foster one's friends' illusions.

- Arthur Schnitzler (1862 - 1931)
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Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.

- Seneca (4? B.C. - A.D. 65)
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To lose a friend is the greatest of all evils, but endeavor rather to rejoice
that you possessed him than to mourn his loss.

- Seneca (4? B.C. - A.D. 65)
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God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.

- Marshal de Villars (1653 - 1734)
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There is no better-looking glass than an old friend.

- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1681) Gnomologia
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If you have one true friend you have more than your share.

- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1681) Gnomologia
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If my friends are one-eyed, I look at them in profile.

- Joseph Joubert (1754 - 1824) Pensees
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Tagalog Friendship Quotes #01

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"BARKADA"

jAn aQ n22
2mAmBy

UmUwi ng L8

mAinL0vE

mKiPgAwAy
At MkiSmA


taz sSvHn
nLa


BARKADA MSAMANG IMPLUWENSYA?

iBat iBa
mAn kMi
ng ktngiAn

NpHmak mN aq
mNsan

Lhat yan dq
pngcChan

Dhl s
sltang yan
jan aq
nging msya
At n22ng LumaBan!

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kHit
iLng
yOsi
gMtin
Q
kHt
iLng
rEdHoRse
ang iNuMn
Q
kHt
mGkNoNg
cHongke
aNg trhiN
Q
kunG my
TyM n kYlngn
m0 q
tng-iNa!
kHt n my sayad nq?!?!
dRtng aQ pRa
sAu.

Aqo c "__"
ang ta0ng ngpa2hlaga sau..
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